Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize
