Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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