i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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