So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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