Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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