i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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