So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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