Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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