Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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