At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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