Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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