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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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