I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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