He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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