New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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