I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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