Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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