he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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