I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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