guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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