I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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