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I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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