so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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