i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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