Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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