At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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