For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
