Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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