sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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