i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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