I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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