there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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