Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
They have beer where we have blood.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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