You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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