GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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