Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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