i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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