I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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