how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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