Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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