i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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