i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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