3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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