I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
