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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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