Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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