we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
