yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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