My Higher Power is John Stamos
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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