I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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