If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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