id be glad to
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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