Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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