You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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