Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I touched a dick in church today
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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