My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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