Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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