who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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