she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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