he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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