did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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