I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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